That's No Moon... That's a Coffee Bean!
That's No Moon... That's a Coffee Bean!
Star Wars Coffee Humor from a Galaxy Far, Far Away
The funniest coffee memes, puns, and jokes in the universe
The Lighter Side of the Force
Even Jedi Masters need a good laugh with their morning coffee! From Death Star-shaped coffee beans to Ewok espresso, the galaxy is full of coffee humor that will make you snort-laugh into your cup. May the laughs be with you!
Death Star Coffee Memes
"That's no moon... that's a coffee bean!"
*Points at perfectly round coffee bean with a small indent*
Meme Idea: Picture of a coffee bean that looks exactly like the Death Star, complete with the little circular indent. Perfect for when your coffee beans are suspiciously spherical.
"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational coffee station!"
- Emperor Palpatine opening his new café
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of caffeine."
- Darth Vader, before his morning coffee
Yoda's Coffee Comedy
"Decaf, the path to the dark side it is."
- Master Yoda's coffee wisdom
"Size matters not... but grande, venti, and trenta do."
- Yoda at Starbucks
"Strong with the Force, this espresso is. But stronger with sugar, it becomes."
- Yoda's sweet tooth confession
Meme Idea: Yoda holding a tiny espresso cup that looks huge in his small hands, with the caption "Judge me by my size, do you? Judge my caffeine tolerance, you should not."
"When 900 years old you reach, need this much coffee to function, you will."
- Yoda explaining his 47-cup-a-day habit
Darth Vader's Coffee Problems
"I find your lack of foam art... disturbing."
- Vader to disappointed baristas everywhere
"The coffee is strong with this one... but not strong enough."
- Vader reviewing his morning brew
"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral... this coffee is cold."
- Vader's morning mood before caffeine
Meme Idea: Vader trying to drink coffee through his mask with a straw, captioned "The struggle is real."
"I am altering the coffee order. Pray I don't alter it any further."
- Vader being indecisive at the drive-through
"Your lack of oat milk is... disturbing."
- Modern Vader dealing with dietary restrictions
Han Solo's Coffee Adventures
"Never tell me the odds... of getting good coffee at a gas station."
- Han Solo, eternal optimist
"I know."
"You know what?"
"That you need coffee before you can function."
"You know what?"
"That you need coffee before you can function."
- Han and Leia's morning routine
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts... this coffee maker's made a lot of special modifications herself."
- Han defending his ancient espresso machine
Meme Idea: Han Solo frozen in carbonite, but he's holding a coffee cup, captioned "When you're so addicted to coffee that you take it with you to hibernation."
Princess Leia's Coffee Sass
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope... for decent coffee on this space station."
- Leia's real distress message
"Aren't you a little short for a barista?"
- Leia questioning Luke's coffee credentials
"The more you tighten your grip on the coffee budget, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."
- Leia fighting for quality coffee in the Rebellion
Droid Coffee Humor
"The odds of successfully brewing perfect coffee are approximately 3,720 to 1!"
- C-3PO being pessimistic as usual
"Beep boop beep boop!"
*Translation: "This coffee tastes like motor oil!"*
*Translation: "This coffee tastes like motor oil!"*
- R2-D2's honest review
Meme Idea: R2-D2 with a coffee cup holder attachment, serving coffee to everyone while beeping happily.
"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a coffee shop before 9 AM is approximately 3,720 to 1!"
- C-3PO on morning rushes
Ewok Espresso
"Yub nub! Eee chop yub nub!"
*Translation: "Good coffee! Very good coffee!"*
*Translation: "Good coffee! Very good coffee!"*
- Ewok coffee appreciation
"When Ewoks discover espresso machines, they think they're tiny AT-ATs that make delicious brown liquid instead of destruction."
- Endor coffee culture explained
Meme Idea: Ewoks using Imperial helmets as coffee cups, captioned "Recycling at its finest."
Cantina Coffee Culture
"We don't serve their kind here... instant coffee drinkers."
- Mos Eisley Cantina's strict quality standards
"This little one's not worth the trouble... unless you're talking about espresso shots."
- Cantina bartender's size discrimination
"He doesn't like you... because you ordered decaf."
- Why that alien was giving you dirty looks
Jedi Training Coffee Jokes
"A Jedi's strength flows from the Force... and caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine."
- The real Jedi secret
"Use the Force, Luke... to reach the coffee on the top shelf."
- Obi-Wan's practical advice
"These aren't the coffee beans you're looking for... actually, wait, yes they are. These are exactly the beans you're looking for."
- Obi-Wan's mind trick backfires
Meme Idea: Luke trying to use the Force to make coffee float to him, but it just spills everywhere.
Empire Coffee Corporate Culture
"Your lack of productivity is disturbing... have you tried our new Imperial Blend?"
- Empire HR department
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am... especially before his morning coffee."
- Vader's warning to subordinates
"I sense a disturbance in the Force... someone made